There are many mythical creatures, ideas, and notions out in the world that people would love to believe in, would do anything to see, would try anything to get to. You know - unicorns, the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, world peace, and spill proof
sippy cups.
Oh sure, all the fancy packaging out there touts "No Leaks", "Spill Proof" and all sorts of other blatant lies, but the worst offense is even mentioning the fact that ANY
sippy cup is actually spill proof! I have shelled out too much money than I care to admit, just to find that elusive
sippy cup that actually does not end up all of the surface of where ever the boys are drinking them. I thought, OF COURSE, just like everything else...if it cost more it
must work, right...right?!?!
Nope,
nada, zilch. In the world of toddler drinking (and not of the alcoholic variety, what kind of mother do you take me for??), there is no holy grail of spill-proof
sippy cups. And it is a sad realization when you discover that the mythical item that you were
sure you'd find, never existed in the first place.
I guess I should say how lucky I am for being able to transition from the tag team of bottle/formula to
sippy/cows milk. I have heard plenty of horror stories of the pleading and begging of parents to their little toddlers, to "
puh-lease just try the
sippy cup...it's for BIG boys and girls, don't you want to be a big boy and girl??". None of that in the land of Team
Gillis, but really, are you surprised?? I mean these kids eat OLIVES for crying out loud!
So, the best option I could find was the high-tech "Straw
Sippy"...ooh, I know sounds fancy, doesn't it?? It allows them to suck just like on their bottles, but this tricky contraption is actually a straw and they have just hopped, skipped, and jumped from bottles to straws, not even stopping to stay at the actually
sippy cup for a moment. So surely, I was joyous, thinking I must have the special mommy touch for bottle transition!! I should order up an info-
mercial stat and let everyone know my tricks!!!
But really, the joke is on me. Thinking the boys would make
less of a mess with said "spill proof
sippy straw cups" than they did shaking their bottles left and right just mesmerized with the white splatters all over the floor, the wall, and our clothes. I think in actuality they make MORE of a mess, and yes when they shake there are no more sprays of formula erupting out of a tiny pin prick of a hole...but now they have figured out in their demonic little toddler brains that if they suck as much as they can through the straw, it can't possible all stay in their mouth, but dump all over the front of them on the floor. Which in turn soaks them and completely messes up the floors.
Oh and another clever little trick they have figured out (who knew two "under-
oners" could be so smart!) is to leave a little milk at the top off the straw where there is a little well and then they flick the straw with their little teeth and voila! White spray everywhere! ::sigh::
Sorry, don't have anymore time to post, must go wash off my floors, my walls, and my children!
